The dossier of the three canines…
your celebrity panel of judges
MUFASA (a.k.a.) FASA
This is the self-proclaimed leader of the pack.. He is like yo, yo, yo, and it’s all
good, and keepin it real. But deep down he’s dealing with his own issues. Too many
days no longer in the spotlights has him thinking this is his last chance to be relevant.
He’ll give you the truth tempered with a little flava!
KIMONO (a.k.a. MONO-K)
Bio: Another has-been who has gone to the dogs, she realizes her 15 minutes of sand long ran out of the hourglass. Hanging onto this great last chance of being relevant, she uses her feminine wiles to be as supportive to all the things she reviews. If you are looking for candor, keep moving. But if a pat on the head and a feel good moment is what you are after…she’s the ticket. If she gives a poor review, you know it’s not good.It’s rare, but known to happen.
Weight 48 lbs
Age 6 years
Bio: As a member of the border collie breed, Auron is the star of the show. He uses his wit and witticism to cut through the hype and tell you how it truly is. Whether it be books, movies, videos, or websites he is all business. The savvy professional has taken the other two with him in creating this panel and between the three of them have the perfect balance of chemistry and charisma needed to review the things you want reviewed.
Simply put.. all of the things reviewed by our panel will have a number of paws associated and a quick blurb about how they felt about it. It was all we could do to get them to agree to this; what with their celebrity status and all.
That being said, let the reviews and games begin!Here are the lads in action on the big screen!